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Joke of the Day

"Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people."

"A woman is at the doctors office and the doctor asks the woman, do you know what your ass hole is doing during an orgasm? I don't know probably out golfing with his buddies."

"Playing video games cost me my life. Luckily, I've almost collected 100,000 Space Eggs from the Planet Zogg so I'll get another one."

"What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky? The coming of the Lord."

"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"

"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"

"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."

"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."

"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"

"Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P"