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Joke of the Day

"Condom Warning Condoms no longer guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband."

"Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. ""Thanks for the refill!"""

"""You are terrible at metaphors."" ""Wow. Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."""

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"What did Jack say when Nick called him a son of a bitch? He couldn't say anything. He was a dog."

"Do not adopt a snow leopard? i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!"

"I love jokes about South Africans... who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves."

"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."