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Joke of the Day

"Do not adopt a snow leopard? i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!"

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"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"
"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
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