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Joke of the Day

"What did Jack say when Nick called him a son of a bitch? He couldn't say anything. He was a dog."

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once"

"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"

"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"Women on their periods make me angry... ...I was loking up my wife's skirt last night and the red mist descended over my eyes."

"Matthew Broderick just became the ""mare"" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare."

"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."

"Just accidentally flashed my gay neighbor. He's not gay anymore. HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. He totally threw up."

"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."

"I suck at blowing up balloons That's probably why they never inflate"