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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."

"My daughter wrote, ""I will see you every day of our lives,"" on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now."

"Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming."

"What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? Big League Jew."

"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."

"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."

"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"

"I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting."

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."