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Joke of the Day
"What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash? ""It looks like we're going to Neverland."""
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"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."
"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."
"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"
"My father had a stroke he's all right now."
"That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car."
"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"
"Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?"
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"
"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"