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Joke of the Day

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers."

"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."

"listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?"

"You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus."

"Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did"

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."

"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"

"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."

"A man walks into a bar... ...with a duck on his head. The bartender says, ""May I help you, sir?"" The duck says, ""Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."""