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Joke of the Day

"A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi."

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks."

"I wonder if black ants and red ants have beef. I never see them chilling together. Ever."

"Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run."

"Whag did one cat say to the other? Meow"

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall... ...As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."

"Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week."

"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."