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Joke of the Day
"Whag did one cat say to the other? Meow"
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"The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's everyone walking around like they're hatching an evil plan."
"What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it's hot."
"I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch Dont believe me? Just watch"
"You know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards? Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a spade."
"You scream, we all scream, I apologize for entering the womens bathroom."
"Why is Reddit full of liberals? All the conservatives are out working."
"Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess."
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"