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Joke of the Day

"No, I'm not an addict I just really really need it."

"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."

"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"

"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."

"You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. ""What's your point"" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric."

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"

"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."

"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."