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Joke of the Day
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"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"
"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."
"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""
"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts."
"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"I like this new trend in hotels where to get some light on you have to walk around the room for 5 minutes turning 8 small lights on."
"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"