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Joke of the Day

"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."

"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."

"US Naval Communications"

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"

"We should hold a reddit-wide vote on whether or not to bring back the upvote/downvote counter. But how will we count the votes?"

"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."

"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."