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Joke of the Day

"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."

"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."

"If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news."

"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"

"Funny how you go in to get a face-lift to look younger but just end up looking like other women with face-lifts."

"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired"

"What did the sign say at a strip club Business doing pleasure for you"

"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"

"Two mods are standing in a field [deleted]"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"