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Joke of the Day

"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."

"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."

"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."

"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."

"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"

"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."

"Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body"

"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."

"Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper. No sense of humour whatsoever!"