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Joke of the Day
"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"
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"Misery loves company. Company: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"
"The officer said, ""you drinking?"" I said, ""you buying?"" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."
"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."
"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, ""I'll Be Bach."""
"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"
"I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer."
"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."