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Joke of the Day
"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."
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"Hey I figured out why they call it BENGAY! Cause love is hard on the knees!"
"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."
"My first language is typo."
"Hello from the other side Bye."
"My fortune cookie just says Hahahaha. Is that good?"
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
"Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I Love My Grand-dog"" and I think l'm going to be ok."
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"