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Joke of the Day

"You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. ""What's your point"" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric."

"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"

"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."

"You know how to scare a bunch of bees? BOOBIES!!!"

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"

"TRUE STORY: woke up around 3am with a great idea for a tweet; this morning found a note reading ""Hills, they are nature's stairs!"" Please RT"

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"

"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"

"The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis."