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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."
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"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."
"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"
"Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge."
"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."
"Tiger Woods Playing Golf"
"I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else."
"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."
"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"