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Joke of the Day

"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."

"I'm torn on what i really think about masturbation. on one hand it feels good."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""

"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out the chicken"

"I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit... I couldn't stand people talking behind my back."

"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"

"What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal"

"When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog he was surprised the patient asked ""how do i smoke it"""