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Joke of the Day
"I'm torn on what i really think about masturbation. on one hand it feels good."
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"I once opened a box of Life. All I found was disappointment."
"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."
"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"
"I'm really not sure how many times I'll search for my phone with the flashlight on my phone before I realize I'm an idiot...."
"Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology."
"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."
"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone"
"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."
"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."