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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
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"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"So annoying how every time I go to sleep, my wife starts whispering into my ear ""Go towards the light."""
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prostitoooooot"
"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."
"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."
"I'm really good at making jazzy versions of rap songs in my bathroom but I don't know how to put that on my resume so I'll just demonstrate?"
"My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker. Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!"
"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"
"""What kind of house does cheese like to live in?"" ""A cottage"""