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Joke of the Day
"I went on a date with a Vacuum Salesperson last night... It sucked."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
"Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital? A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."
"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"
"Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes"
"*sees couple making out* Come on, get a room. Get a house with a bunch of rooms. Start a family, I think you'd have beautiful children."
"People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing ""Happy Birthday"" at a restaurant for a stranger"
"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"