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Joke of the Day
"My ex didn't realize 'cheat day' only meant he could eat whatever FOOD he wanted."
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"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""
"I just Facebook Unfriended someone on their birthday. #TrueGrit"
"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"
"A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office... He gets examined and the doctor says, ""you have a cataract."" The guy replies, ""No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."""
"It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, ""I love you"" and they're like, ""thank you for choosing Domino's."""
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"
"If towels could tell jokes... They would have a dry sense of humor."
"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"
"I was going to buy some Veet wax strips, but then i realized they were a rip-off"