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Joke of the Day
"If towels could tell jokes... They would have a dry sense of humor."
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"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("
"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"
"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."
"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""
"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? ...Lean Beef."
"Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has."
"I had a Viagra addiction... and it was the hardest time of my life."
"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? No you sadistic fucks, he did not get railed by a truck. He just tripped and fell :)"