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Joke of the Day

"I just Facebook Unfriended someone on their birthday. #TrueGrit"

"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."

"I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control."

"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."

"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Edit: Sentence inversion"

"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."

"Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions"

"I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?"