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Joke of the Day
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"
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"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."
"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"
"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."
"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """
"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."
"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!"
"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."