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Joke of the Day

"A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office... He gets examined and the doctor says, ""you have a cataract."" The guy replies, ""No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."""

"What's that there? got you"

"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""

"Do you know the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss, but you get herpes from kissing a snatch."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States? Because in America, freedom rings."

"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."

"Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure."

"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"