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Joke of the Day
"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"
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"I met my newborn neice for the first time last night and she didn't even remember me this morning. Bitch."
"French intelligence joke"
"Yo. Wanna do graffiti? ""Sure man"" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]"
"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"
"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."
"I wouldn't want to live forever. I don't even want to stay at a party past eleven."
"There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those that can finish lists."
"The UK is horrified by even the slightest glaze of snowy weather. I ordered a bowl of Frosted Flakes this morning and they closed the roads."
"Bunny Farts What's invisible and smells like carrots?"