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Joke of the Day
"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."
Next Joke
"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."
"You know you're old when you get a ""You up?"" text.... And it's 8:25 p.m."
"Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says ""Give it back Josh"""
"They say treat others how you would like to be treated. Now I have to go out on a date with a guy and treat him like a princess."
"A black man walks into the university"
"Some people just need a high-five. in the face... with a chair... twice."
"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"
"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."
"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."