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Joke of the Day
"A black man walks into the university"
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"Text: How come you stopped drinking? Me: Because I kept waking up with you. Her: I hate you."
"Interviewer: It says here you're skilled at saying unexpected things? Me: Yes, I am. Interviewer: Hmm, I thought you were going to say something unexpec-- oh, you're good."
"People keeping New Years resolutions"
"You say tomato, I say summertime snowball."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day."
"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."
"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."
"Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?"
"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."