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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."
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"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"
"My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me."
"A mod joke. (Pls mods, just don't delete). [deleted]"
"My girlfriend keeps telling me i need a job... I said ""with your hands or your mouth?"""
"Not sure why everyone think im a cannibal... I just ate a sandwitch."
"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? It wanted to be a first aid kit."
"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"
"What is white and twelve inches long? Nothing"