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Joke of the Day
"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."
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"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"
"Talking with a 17 year-old who is 'living life with no regrets' reminds me of that time I got in a shouting match with a trout."
"Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin."
"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"
"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"
"Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white? A: Blee-otch."
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"