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Joke of the Day
"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"
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"I was in a job interview. The guy said, ""What's your biggest weakness?"" I said, ""I'm a great listener."""
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."