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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you run in front of a car? A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted"

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."

"They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow... But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later."

"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."

"Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !"

"Big trouble in my kitchen tonight. The pot called the kettle black. The cup called the mug white. And they both called the teabag gay."

"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"

"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."

"My nickname is Gilette because I'm the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you"