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Joke of the Day
"Hey you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry have a shot at mine !"
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"gang leader: ""this isnt what i meant when i said go rob the store"" me: [putting 19 cartons of milk in fridge] ""you should be more specific"""
"Have you heard the joke about the kid who was deaf? neither has he"
"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""
"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"
"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."
"I did some LSD and watched a candle burn all night. It was wicked."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."
"I like my sex just like my wifi.. I like my sex just like my wifi, slow and unprotected."