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Joke of the Day
"I like my sex just like my wifi.. I like my sex just like my wifi, slow and unprotected."
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"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""
"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."
"I was so ugly when I was born, The doctor smacked my mother!"
"why does Snoop Dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.."
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot."