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Joke of the Day

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"

"My friend the Scarecrow just got a promotion He was outstanding in his field"

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

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"What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture. -.-"

"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"