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Joke of the Day

"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""

"[Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one questiondo you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M"

"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."

"""Please ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"" The teacher was rather bewildered. ""Don't you mean Michael?"" she asked. ""No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."""

"Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section."

"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."

"Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control."

"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."