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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."

"People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about."

"So my friend got himself a trophy wife... From the looks of it, it was a participation award."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the Arctic? The Titanic."

"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"

"Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot?"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... *Free*."