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Joke of the Day

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"

"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"

"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."

"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

"Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?"

"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."

"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"

"Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks? cuz she couldn't find the door handle"