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Joke of the Day

"So my friend got himself a trophy wife... From the looks of it, it was a participation award."

"I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan."

"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"

"false fact did you know if you stacked all the 5 bills on each other the stack would quickly become unstable and tumble over..."

"""I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK."" - no one, ever"

"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."

"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."

"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."

"What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom"

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"