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Joke of the Day

"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."

"Why do French tanks have review mirrors? Because they want to see the front line too"

"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."

"I'd like your advice on this, as long as it agrees with what I already did"

"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."

"What do you call a gay with a large asshole and a lesbian with a strap-on? A wife and a husband. (My gay friend told me this joke)."

"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? ME: *gets really close to the date & whispers* I'm just a person, what bullshit question is this"

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"