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Joke of the Day
"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"
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"What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine? I turned MY student loans into vodka..."
"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""
"Why didn't the bike move? It was two tired. Sorry^that^shit^made^no^sense"
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"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."
"I think I'm allergic to mornings."
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"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"
"(WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes..."