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Joke of the Day
"Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!"
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"I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."
"Her: Describe your ideal date. Me: I'd order an extra large pizza. Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing? Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?"
"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"
"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."
"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root Beer and 2 scoops of ice cream!"
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."
"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."