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Joke of the Day
"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."
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"What does a gay guy and a freezer have in common? Both get packed with meat. I'll show myself out."
"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"
"[A field] *An elderly Louie Pasteur and I sit among the clover, I hold a shotgun* Me: It's time to put you out to pasture. *Cocks shotgun*"
"So the other day I called my girlfriend fa- All family and friends are welcome to the funeral"
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"Autocorrect can be a real birch. Dammit!"
"I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed"
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I unnecessarily sexualize a sentence, I'd have 69 dollars."