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Joke of the Day

"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"

"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."

"The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time)."

"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."

"When the book of Revelations was written, the writer wrote that the end of the world would be signaled by trumpets. In fact, God had said Trump/Pence."

"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."

"One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking."

"Such double standards. My wife sleeps with like 10 pillows and I don't get mad but when... I pull out my dakimakura she threatens with divorce."

"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."

"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"