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Joke of the Day

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, ""you'll need your receipt."" I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life..."

"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"

"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"

"I just had a baby! It was delicious."

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"

"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."

"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"