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Joke of the Day

"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."

"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"

"Abstinence-only education... Was the first time I got screwed."

"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."

"This subreddit used to be funny until chickens started screwing light bulbs."

"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."

"It's gonna be a long day. I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet."