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Joke of the Day
"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"
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"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"
"U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything"
"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."
"How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate."
"With how fat America is.... With how fat America is, I'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds."
"Why can't New Zealanders tell you how many sexual partners they've had? Every time they start to count, they fall asleep."
"Almost got raped in prison My family takes Monopoly way too seriously"
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"