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Joke of the Day

"Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!"

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it."

"Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors."

"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"

"There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter."

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."