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Joke of the Day

"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."

"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"

"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."

"What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday? Forget about it."

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"

"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"

"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."

"What is the best part of an ISIS joke? The execution."